Here in Australia, the TAB regulates and operates gambling for a number of sports. One of the methods to place bets is through your TAB phone account. It is very similar to the telephone banking services you get nowadays - type in your account number, your PIN and hey presto, you can access your account and place bets on the horses.

Anyway, this poor bastard calls up the TAB phone betting to place a bet on a horse and has trouble with automated system. Feverishly he tries to punch in the correct numbers and gets more and more frustrated. Before too long the race is about to start and he unleashes a tirade that would make Gordon Ramsay blush. Hilarious.

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I thought it was BS too. Until I checked their website. Oh dear. *smacks forehead*

I woke up this morning to a rather gruesome discovery. One of the baby birds that resides in the scrub near the house must have been caught by a cat or a fox. My room was right near it, however, I didn’t hear anything untoward happen last night. The mystery deepens.

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Click the picture to jump across to the post on Hemmy.net where there are more photos. It appears the bird managed to survive - yet there is speculation in the comment section as to how long, or if at all. If you think that picture is nasty check out Oh Deer - What happens when a 4WD hits a deer at 120km/h NSFW