Twitter Meet Ups Worldwide
I searched around on Twitter for a while to see where in the world other Twitter users have got together for their “meet ups”. I’ve come up with this list with links to various websites. Some are upcoming, others have passed and some seem to be a one off effort. Check it out. Do you know of any others?
Mumbai, India - http://twitter.com/MumbaiTwit
Boston, USA - http://upcoming.yahoo.com/event/395485/
London, England - http://www.sizemore.co.uk/?p=31
Melbourne, Australia - http://melbourne.twitterusergroup.com/
Sydney, Australia - http://twitter.com/stub
Canberra, Australia - http://canberra.twitterusergroup.com/
Philadelphia, USA - http://upcoming.yahoo.com/event/317491/
Arizona, USA - http://acmephotography.net/tweetup-lunch/
Miami, USA - http://www.flickr.com/photos/adc/sets/72157603235767606/
Washington DC, USA - http://www.scottstead.com/?p=28
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