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Strangers On My Flight - Frank Sinatra (MP3)

June 03rd, 2008 | Category: Funny, Music

I laughed for about 5 minutes after I heard Strangers On My Flight by “Frank Sinatra”. I’m not going to make any apologies if anyone is offended by the lyrics.

Download the MP3 here. =)

Lyrics:
Strangers on my flight,
turbans they’re packin’.
Wonderin’ if they might,
plan a hijacking.
They could pull a stunt,
before this flight is through.

Something’s on their minds.
I saw them mutter.
What that in their hands?
Looks like box cutters.
I’m gonna kick some ass,
if they make a move.

Strangers on my flight.
Two smelly people,
and they’re not talking right;
and in a moment,
I will grab a base ball bat;
and that will be that.
Swing like Joe DiMaggio,
and rip them both a new a-hole.

And if they pick a fight,
and try to screw us,
I’ll punch out their lights,
just like Joe Louis.
It would feel so right,
for strangers on my flight.

Ratta Tat Tat Tat,
Budda Bing Bang Boom,
Zooma Zooma Zoom.

Send those bastards to the moon….

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Here’s some music I made years ago. My two favourite tracks. Check them out. (MP3)

March 21st, 2008 | Category: Uncategorized, About Me, Music

And for an internet debut. A world first - music of mine.

Ok, the first track, “Let’s Go Rockin’” I mixed up one day with my young cousins aged 5, 7 and 9 respectively. They all sung in this 2.33mb file running to 2:33 seconds. This is my favourite. Grab it from here in MP3 format.

And the second track I call Sitar Number 5. This runs into 3.23mb and for 3:32 seconds. Also an MP3. Download it here.

Any thoughts?

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This is why Rage Against The Machine Kicks Ass (VIDEO)

January 28th, 2008 | Category: Video, Music

Here is a 3:21 second video of Rage at the Sydney Entertainment Centre in January 2008. This is the last part of “Killing In The Name Of”. Blistering set - but check out the *whole* crowd going mental at 1:34 seconds. This is why I love Australian gigs - we know how to rock.